I finished Death Stranding last night and here's my theory. 

wow the movie reanimator is about a million times better than the written story

shoutouts to goth phlebotomists, you’re living your best life

tcp over tcp makes my soul hurt and my bones melt and my flesh meat decay

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i have busted holes in my jeans with my incredibly powerful crotch

this is the original facebook. is it any wonder it turned out the way it did?

Sip of Theseus paradox: we replaced Theseus’s coffee with Taster’s Choice instant crystals, let’s see if he notices the difference

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BORN TO B E D E P R E S S E D
WORLD IS HARSH AND CRUEL
鬼神 Go And See Great Clown 1989
I am pagliacci
410,757,864,530 DEAD DOCTORS

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