tcp over tcp makes my soul hurt and my bones melt and my flesh meat decay

i have busted holes in my jeans with my incredibly powerful crotch

this is the original facebook. is it any wonder it turned out the way it did?

Sip of Theseus paradox: we replaced Theseus’s coffee with Taster’s Choice instant crystals, let’s see if he notices the difference

BORN TO B E D E P R E S S E D
WORLD IS HARSH AND CRUEL
鬼神 Go And See Great Clown 1989
I am pagliacci
410,757,864,530 DEAD DOCTORS

how to read a toot:
1. clear your mind
2. let the words focus, solidifying into meaning
3. frown and say "god dammit"

@meme_combinator
BORN TO DIE
AMONTILLADO IS A FUCK
Wall Em Up 1849
I am Montresor
410,757,864,530 DEAD FORTUNATOS

jinkies is a better catchphrase than zoinks. velma should be the main character

Remember a month ago? That was two and a half years ago.

tooting in Old English is also known as "being þorny on main"

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