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i've always felt clumsy should have a silent b. clumbsy. it's much clumbsier a word and therefor fits better, thematically.

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Hnnng, Alaric, I’m trying to sneak through the Salarian Gate to sack the Eternal City of Rome, but I’m dummy thick and the clap of my Visigothic asscheeks keeps alerting the Praetorian Guard.

Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

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@garfiald disappointed to open this toot and not find a bunch of replies comparing our current era to the fall of rome

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the most consistent thing across the very long history of conservative ideologies is their obsession with comparing the fall of rome to their own era

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@garfiald i'm glad there are still people out there skilled enough to do this 👏

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"if you're a communist how come you accept donations for your work"

ah yes, receiving compensation for labour, that thing communists famously hate,

Github permissions: I can't push to master but I can push tags and create releases.

As a freelancer, I'm fairly sure I'm the worst client.

"Yes, you did send me those PDFs and no I have not and will never read them"

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