Hmm, no. That one's not funny enough. Everyone already knows Babylon 5 is shit.

i can hear the dog wagging his tail but the dog is next to me and is not wagging is tail

do we have a second dog?

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hey aliens,

when we launch billionaires into space, those are for you. you're supposed to take them. those are free specimens for your research. on the house

you're welcome

fuck it, i'm going back to plain old black and white

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why does every colour combination that has a contrast ratio above 7:1 look awful?

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dogs try so hard not to bark sometimes it breaks your heart

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I promise to post this toot, the whole toot, and nothing but the toot:

putting work in VM was a brilliant idea. i paused for lunch, so i paused the VM. no more annoying slack messages during lunch

re: a bowl of piss and shit. open if you wanna i dont care 

@laurie why though

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i think they should melt down the 10,000 sex arses to build a memorial to the souls lost in the boer war

@selfsame i am a dinosaur expert and can confirm that is a dinosaur

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@marie_joseph @be KHTML is arguably the thing which broke Microsoft's toxic attempt to control the Web. Ironic that they've now given up on their own rendering engine (Trident - as I suggested they do around 2009), and adopted a KHTML derivative, too.

KHTML, and the community behind it, is a largely unsung hero... and one of the greatest (most influential) FOSS projects ever.

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