if i'm not god's gift to the universe, why did my parents name me "Matthew"?
@moggers87 They didn't, it was the adoption agency.
@dick_turpin that's not how adoption works.
@moggers87 It does when you're found in a Tesco's carrier bag on the platform of Fenny Stratford 🚉
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