moggers87 @moggers87@mastodon.xyz

birdsite link, guy breaking autozone windows wearing MPD kit

https://twitter.com/MistyGComics/status/1265974519581343750

as a friend put it:

> the umbrella is straight from the hong kong protests and he's wearing a mask that is the same as the MPD

portion seller, i require your finest portions. lemme get a half, some quarters, a ⅜ or two...

what hte fuck does a tree look like

Ball canning jars were invented by Lucille Ball while trying to figure out how to store chocolates as efficiently as possible while trapped in a refrigerator in a factory #funfacts

@geet please enjoy this diagram

have you all seen this thing called email? it's like a todo list you send to other people

can't believe Lana Del Rey came into someone's mentions today like "as a central European, my brain is too focused on the delicate beauty of Arch linux to understand your crude racisms."

and yet that's precisely and literally what happened.

If your problem is that your Fruit of the Loom undies are too big, that's low-hanging fruit.

its kinda silly making the whole pickaxe out of diamond, that would be far too expensive. an iron pickaze tipped with diamond would be more effective #minecraft #gametheory

only you can see this post.
this is important. i need you to fave and boost it. theres no time to explain!!

is pressed British slang for being mad I bet it is