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btw, I have a ko-fi account if you wanna throw me some cashes for the open source work I do ko-fi.com/moggers87

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irc is officially dead because a) megworld has a working website 2) megworld has a recent version of inspircd iii) all our ssl certs are valid

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birdsite link, guy breaking autozone windows wearing MPD kit

twitter.com/MistyGComics/statu

as a friend put it:

> the umbrella is straight from the hong kong protests and he's wearing a mask that is the same as the MPD

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every time you link to github.com/moggers87/salmon, i introduce a subtle bug into a random project i have commit access to

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every time you mention me on hackernews, i delete one random function from salmon-mail

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portion seller, i require your finest portions. lemme get a half, some quarters, a ⅜ or two...

The front of my electric shower fell off this morning.

How's your day going?

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what hte fuck does a tree look like

shop talk, sweary 

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Ball canning jars were invented by Lucille Ball while trying to figure out how to store chocolates as efficiently as possible while trapped in a refrigerator in a factory #funfacts

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have you all seen this thing called email? it's like a todo list you send to other people

i had a dream about irc last night

someone was ban evading. i was a bit annoyed

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can't believe Lana Del Rey came into someone's mentions today like "as a central European, my brain is too focused on the delicate beauty of Arch linux to understand your crude racisms."

and yet that's precisely and literally what happened.

opening a 21GB file in vim with syntax highlighting on may have been a mistake

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If your problem is that your Fruit of the Loom undies are too big, that's low-hanging fruit.

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its kinda silly making the whole pickaxe out of diamond, that would be far too expensive. an iron pickaze tipped with diamond would be more effective #minecraft #gametheory

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only you can see this post.
this is important. i need you to fave and boost it. theres no time to explain!!

poggers? bullshit

moggers? probably bullshit too tbh

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is pressed British slang for being mad I bet it is

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