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Elliot Winkler @mcmire@mastodon.xyz

Everyone has dirt that they want to hide. You have a neighbor you like? You probably don't know their dark secrets. Your parents? Yup, they weren't perfect.

Look... I'm not defending Shaun. He used his star power to be a dick and push other people's lives around. Pretty shitty. But like, it's his life and does everyone in the spotlight have to be perfect? So he's not Mr. Goody-two-shoes. Is that necessary to be an Olympic athlete?

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You could NOT make this shit up. Actually you could but it would still be hilarious.

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"Marcus Peters throws penalty flag into crowd, ejects himself, returns sockless"

theguardian.com/sport/2017/dec

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Now here's Tom with the weather."

—Bill Hicks

"In a pre-hashtag era..." should be the new opening line of every movie trailer

I keep a zoo of elephants in the room.

so... yeah... i don't understand how new devs are supposed to use the SteamVR plugin for Unity. i know it's old now, but VRTK blows it out of the water in terms of documentation.

"i put this weird rocket thing on my back and i can't get it off please help me"

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As much as i don't like Anthony Levandowski -- stealing tech secrets from another company is UBER shitty (see what i did there) -- creating a company under the auspices of a religion to fund an AI god is pretty smart. I know it's straight out of a sci-fi movie, but, if the Transition (nee Singularity) is going to happen, then why not be on the controlling side of it?

ok people.... the goal of prettier is so that i don't have to decide, "do i want to follow your personal idea of what code should look like or mine?"

if your generator tool for your project makes me a directory and installs a .prettierrc in it... you're doing it wrong.

I haven't used birdsite for about a week now and ya know, it really isn't bad. I feel my mind has been cleared of garbage and now I can think a little more clearly.

Okay sometimes Reddit is Good

reddit.com/user/ObiWanKenobot

User has made three posts:

- "I found these pills in my son's laundry, what are they?"
- "How should I ask my child about spironolactone and estradiol?"
- "My daughter is so much happier!"

Do we still call this thing microblogging?

"Unmatched performance for the value, these are the TENANTS that guided Cooler Master engineers when designing the..."

Lol Papa John's. Not going far enough and now going too far.