"Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.

This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point?

Happy New Month!"
– Elon Musk
via twitter.com/elonmusk/status/98
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"1.1.1.1 has 4 1s. So it seemed clear that 4/1 (April 1st) was the date we needed to launch it."

@DatTux I solved my lack of US adapter the student way and got this, works pretty good so far and the phone is charging insanely fast compared to my old iPhone. πŸ˜€
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@TheKinrar Is the server time off again? I can’t login :-/
Oh and is this a bug in Mastodon? I randomly get different languages for things like this.
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For real now, is there someone who is using one of these hideous flip cover phone cases? 😧
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I want to slap the german author of this book I came across who puts more value in "Gendering" than the correct case of words.
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"Don't use only a single password for all your services!" - "Hold my beer, I have an idea.." 🀦

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1998: In 20 years we will have flying cars!
2018: Hey you can have animated β€œsmileys” now!

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So I upgraded from 11.0 to 11.1, thinking that everything would still work afterwards.
I just created a fresh new jail and only installed MySQL in it. The service can't start due to a missing library symbol. Great!
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This is the first time I see a patch cable labeled with "C-STP". What does the "C" stand for? πŸ€”

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That Stapelberg dude is just as bad as his colleague Poettering. Found some i3wm forum post from him and this is my reaction in a nutshell:
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