I totally missed this one: "Tesla Goes Bankrupt
Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it."
– Elon Musk
via twitter.com/elonmusk/status/98

"Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks.

This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point?

Happy New Month!"
– Elon Musk
via twitter.com/elonmusk/status/98
mastodon.xyz/media/ZC3-RBvPUUn

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