The only bot I'm interested in is one that celebrates every time there's a touchdown or interception by an NFL player who's been arrested for weed
ever noticed how tv in the morning is so bad across all the channels? that's right it's a government psy op. little lifehack i learned to beat it though: don't wake up til midday.
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when u think about it, the pope really invented TED talks #weekendwisdom
ed balls
lance ulanoff here describing what he thinks is "fantastic"
"Your form-fitting haptic skin suit can tap and pulse all over your body to read out posts, alert you to likes and let you conduct surreptitious conversations wherever you are. Facebook Messenger would be alive on your body. "
shit like this is so much more pernicious to journalism than fake news
"Lance acts as a senior member of the editing team, with a focus on defining internal and curated opinion content. He also helps develop staff-wide alternative story-telling skills and implementation of social media tools during live events."
SEO tips!!
1. make all your headers 'nude kendall jenner' and then set the font colour the same as the background.
2. create high quality backlinks by scrawling your url in the margins of the top 100 most borrowed books in the library
3. ask yourself, could this be a list? if so, could it be a recipe? if so, could this recipe include cornmeal?
4. use a lot of keywords, i.e. monkey, jockey, donkey, and of course, key.
5. google yourself a lot
What if instead of talking about "women in tech" we talked about "women seizing the means of production and dismantling the VC system"
birdsite u see a comment
"all these russian bots and racist sexist berniebros will never stop me from EXPOSING how putin hacked trump and the election. NO FLY ZONE IN SYRIA NOW"
profile: "loves yoga, coffee (too much!), Modern Family and just getting lost in new places."
masto u see a comment
"最悪のヘミングウェイは物語などを書いた"
profile: fffuckingF love #gameing 😂
well Chuck, we have to congratulate emmanuel macrony capitalism for just reaching le superbowl, it's his first time here and now he looks certain to win because as it stands his 25 pt lead over the patriots is surely unassailable. i'm here on the touchline with his owners, an investment consortium based out of delaware, and they're already getting ready to pop le champagne! 😀
back to you boys in the studio, or should i sayy "en marche!" *everybody violently convulses with laughter*
Bill and Hillary Clinton on their wedding day, 1975.
i was catfished, by my cat, she was pretending to be a fish. mtv plz help
i also have a podcast where i read trotsky's history of the russian revolution in a monotone voice. it is only available on cassette tape. to subscribe you have to go and find one of the tapes in a local nook, cranny, or other cubbyhole. i tried to setup a patreon for it but the lady on the phone was very unhelpful.
