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GASMONEY that's right before you get outta my car im gonna blast you with the GASMONEY knuckle tats and you know it's time to pay the driver if you want me removing the child locks

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@mkosler @live
Here you go, my good sir.
*Hands you a fistful of Monopoly money*

@live
"'gasm oney'? ...look, dude, I just wanted to carpool..."