monetizing mastodon is actually easy and good:
-make a instance
-fill with bots that act like people
-charge brands to get in
-keep it from reaching the fediverse
@live this guy's got a genius business idea, I'm stealing it... (no, not really)
@live pretty much every free-speech instance is already doing that, except for the part where brands throw money at them.
but that'll come I'm sure
@live oh wow Clorox you're really doing well! So many ... people ... following you!
Clorox social media person: [FX: hooks thumbs into suspenders, pulls them out a bit] Wellllll now!
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