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I see our American friends are starting to see why the rest of us want duress wipe/user modes on our phones...

RT @JayFrenemy@twitter.com

@SwiftOnSecurity@twitter.com Don't forget to turn off your phone before they arrest you (assuming you have your phone on you). They can compel you to use a fingerprint or face scan but can't compel you to give a PIN. I know you already know this, just good to repeat it whenever possible.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JayFrenemy/status/

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bomber gas station, diagonal view, route 99 e., milwaukie, oregon, 1980

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Walking out of ice cream shop last night, guy says "Hey, you don't need that mask, you afraid of the fake plague?"

Hypothesis: he's an idiot.

Test: Me, not breaking stride, "Nah, I'm just ugly. You should try it."

Ten seconds later, guy says: "Hey!"

Hypothesis confirmed. #science

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This is all I think about whenever I see a Right Winger complaining about something being "woke."

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Jailing Trump, posse comitatus, Insurrection Act 

Yes, AG Garland, if #Trump is dragged from court in chains the Magats will rise up. The insurrection act overrules posse comitatus, and the US Military could put down such an insurrection within days. The number of people who are literally willing to die for Trump is small

Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light.

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Alternate universe where Richard Dawkins never wrote The Selfish Gene and internet memes are called "Snowclones"

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