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When people u went to high school with start getting married and having kids on purpose

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If I can play Devil's advocate for a second...? Sweet. My client pleads guilty.

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the existence of mastodon implies the existence of an equal-and-opposite, wastodon

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Q: How do I explain Bitcoin to my grandfather?
A: imagine if keeping your car idling 24/7 produced solved Sudokus you could trade for heroin

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#DeleteTwitter #Mastodon #Twitter

@kubek I forgot all about it and for a second was confused wtf is that notification talking about, since It’s been months since I spend any significant amount of time on that website let alone reported som random asshole xd

I love when updates me on that one post I reported half a fucking year ago saying that - surprise surprise - it indeed was some nazi bullshit. 🙄

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I like being an adult because I’m not a disappointment to anybody anymore. Except myself.

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Reminder to everyone to wear sunscreen!! (Even brown and black skinned folks, I'm talking to you too.)

The sun is getting more intense. Aside from the risks of sunburn and skin cancer, intense, unfiltered sunlight makes you wrinkle faster and it warps your tattoos.

🌞🌞

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Be aware of a common scam running on the internet - someone emails you with a password that you will recognize and threaten to publicly bad post things about you on social media unless you pay a ransom. The password and email come from some web site breach, such as LinkedIn. Don’t fall for it. Delete and move on. Also, take this opportunity to get a password manager and use a different password on every site/service you use. ✌️
#infosec

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it's great that facebook and twitter have lost users and share value but it's still a long way to go to zero

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Capitalism vs Cooperative fun facts!

Cooperative Mondragon: CEO made 8 times lowest paid employee (Managers also took biggest cuts during pinch) employee happiness leagues above capitalist corporations.

Capitalist Amazon: CEO 2.5 MILLION times the lowest paid employee ($20,000) + strongarms governments for tax revenue, people working, dying in sweatshop conditions.

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*turns off iCloud for photos*

*Mac's CPU temperature starts dropping rapidly*

Teared apart my laptop to clean it. Feels sooo much better now. Especially the keyboard is so nice and clicky now! :3