The missus us watching "this is us" and it's the fucking worst but at least Mandy Moore is supes hot I guess

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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Making beer, out of ground up sprouted rye. A Ryesperiment. This time I won't fuck it up.

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video of my wall, audio of my voice Show more

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pronouncing pineapple like minneapolis

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To me, head coverings mandated by religion (such as the hijab) has always meant subjugation. But if they are worn without coercion, I suppose that's a reclaiming exercise - and removes the power. Like when people adopt ethnic slurs, it's taking power back.

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if you post from mastodon with your phone you are tooting from a horn because horn is an oldtimey slang for phone do you get it you are tooting your own horn

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I'm like 90% sure that if we switched to a 20 hour workweek the same amount of work would get done

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me: do you have a map?
disneyland employee: sure, let me get one for you
me: because i keep getting lost in your eyes

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auspol, far right assholes, christchurch mention, violence, + Show more

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i have recently been made aware of a place called naracoorte caves and they have giant furry megafauna sculptures and they are absolutely horrifying

How is ISPs deciding to DNS block websites not in violation if section 259(2)(c) of the crimes amendment act 2003? legislation.govt.nz/act/public

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@ben I'm not about to start a morse code club, but if I was...

want to bang hot symbols in your area?

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I'm not advertising a drumming class, but if I was, I'd write something like

hot cymbals in your area want to bang

It looks like ISPs in NZ are blocking certain websites (kiwifarms.net) but not others (facebook.com) for having information about the tragic Mosques shootings in chch last week. You can get around this by changing your DNS to Google's 8.8.8.8 or 8.8.4.4

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