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ko-fi designers, you get to choose how wide each element is, why on EARTH would you choose a width that forces your already-short URL to wrap?

(the image is wide on purpose, to illustrate exactly how ridiculous this is)

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if elected president i will stack the supreme court with over one thousand 22 year old leftist twinks

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I love that there's a game on Steam called "everything" so Steam's Twitter has a tweet that says "Save 80% on everything" and they had to then clarify that they meant the game, not literally everything

It's like SQL injection but for the English language

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that's because we keep inventing new JavaScript frameworks

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it's only cache if it's from the Cache region of France, everything else is just sparkling RAM

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Got one of my best friends to join Mastodon who runs scientific studies of various drugs like serotonin on the brain and the potential uses of them for health benefits (like ketamine, mushrooms etc).

She'll be better equipped to explain but please if you have interest in that sort of thing follow her on @marso while she learns the ropes

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RT @jenniferdaniel@birdsite:

Just saw someone use "(//_-)" to denote emo kids and I'm very much here for it and now here take it it's yours

twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/sta

The 3.3 year old just got a major milestone this morning, he came running up to me - tears streaming, crying "I stood on a Lego" sniff sniff they grow up so fast. He is now wearing shoes lol

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Borders are a weapon and immigration control is violence

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Goddamn it. The 3.3 year is going to grow into a world of violence and war and swords and guns and punching and fighting and struggle. Maybe I need to indulge their interest in "war-play" just a little. I played with Ninja turtles, and didn't end up violent....

I reckon we need to have 2 money. 1 money is just like now, the new money will be fancy looking. 1% of the total money will be fancy money. All money is used the same way. Then, we take all the normal money and distribute it and the ex rich can fight over the fancy pants money.

We need to legislate away the idea that a landlords house is anything more than a business. Like they don't get to restrict pets or pins in walls or cooking curry or changing carpets or any shit like that

The 3.3 year old said this morning "I love you Dad because you've got an amazing bike" but also tonight he said "let's get mum wet with our hands and face" so I think that's kinda a wash....

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one thing that sucks about having studied both science and ethics is that you get to be frustrated for your entire life

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