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Hi, I sometimes make labels for silly products for you to pick up and gawp at / steal in immersive theatre shows.

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shovels soy into my mouth while simultaneously tossing nazi cuckolds into the cuckshed before banging their wives/husbands, turning them into a liberal in the process with my phytoestrogen-induced superpowers

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The 2.75 year olds mum and I were discussing how grandad can't drink beer anymore because of diabetes and the 2.75 year old piped up "grandad can drink beers he is a big boy" hahahaha

I want a fresh puppy in my home as well actually RT @janellecshane: What would AI demand if it suddenly attained sentience? To find out, I trained a neural net on 190k petition titles from Change.org aiweirdness.com/post/184919085

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Wild that mushrooms range from “will kill you immediately” all the way to “great for partying” and somewhere in the middle is “okay on pizza, I guess”

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OH: "Sex chromosomes are a lie propped up by the powerful Gender Reveal Party industry"

Dealing with certain customers all day drains my ability to put up with childish bullshit, which sucks when I get home because I live with an ACTUAL child

Found this in my small suburb - pinehaven, upper hutt. I scraped it off, but if I see the Nazi scum doing this again they gonna get an earful.

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somebody: you HAVE a body. you ARE a soul
me: I AM a body. I'm MADE of ghosts

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