Adult language 

Whatever deity decided that the nerves for the tongue should be routed under your wisdom teeth, teeth that will eventually require surgical extraction, needs fired.

Recursive-Neural-Net status update:
`in the beginning, 000i 0000R0t 000000t ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000 ti000000 3ti000000`

Early morning coffee shop code is best code

I cannot find my hair brush and feel a sudden urge to burst into song.

Any MariaDB Galera cluster pros in the fediverse? I am having a SST transfer issue and dont know where to start troubleshooting.

There is something wrong with these "good and plenty" candies. They are too colourful and come in a box named "Mike and Ike."

The frequency of spam calls has really gone up the past few days, back up to around 40/day

The best part of learning how to ride a motorcycle in is slamming against the nearest wall at full speed.

I had forgotten about the night-time people of Walmart. What an experience this is...

pro tip:
Reduce your failed test percentage easily by tossing in a bunch of `$this->assertTrue(true);` in random places.

I think I finally got the hang of Cataclysm DDA. I love it, and it’s kicking my rear.

estoy poopin 

health issues 

The phone app on my iPhone keeps crashing.

The literal phone part of my phone is broken.

FFS Apple.

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