Holy balls, I should have been doing this the whole time. Pages load so fast that I am waiting for the network cable to burst into flame 🔥
Don't trust the good times. Show more
Don't trust the good times.
Finally got moved into the new place, was feeling pretty good about myself, I can make rent with some cash to spare, things might just be ok for once.
Just kidding, turns out you owe money to the state of WI and they didn't tell you, now all your bank accounts have been zeroed out and you have overdraft fees.
Best of luck you poor, you should know better than to think things are going to be ok.
woke tweet Show more
This tweet from @firstname.lastname@example.org has been hitting me right in the feels this morning. It’s as if they know some of my clients.
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Had someone compliment my code today, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Establishing dominance with my #spaceengineers faction
#python be like:
from job import whatTheCustomerWants
I dig #laravel horizon dark mode
WordPress ranting Show more
I just had a client say they want to build our new app platform on WordPress. Oh boy.
I dream of a future where the worlds most popular CMS has its shit together and isn’t a walking security disaster. Such silly fantasies though.
You likely take me a lot more seriously than I do
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