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Aaaannnnnd we are LIVE!
For the next 3 hours, we are playing CUSTOM WRITTEN Quiplash and some new WHAT THE DUB. Come play with us!
twitch.tv/jinnicide

RT @jinnicide@twitter.com

Playing 5 fresh, new, custom-written-by-this-guy-right-here episodes of Quiplash AND some What The Dub tonight over at twitch.tv/jinnicide from 8-11pm (EST). Be there or I'll kill myself kthxbye.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jinnicide/status/1

I love finding nyc.gov page that say shit like "copyright 2007" on them...

Who gets on the A train during rush hour on a Friday and then goes "oh no, but covid"? lmaoooo

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Good morning to us, and only us, for the 3rd day in a row that this has been escalating. Pretty fucking sus if you ask me (we are in a legal battle with the LLs over something entirely unrelated), so it feel like retaliation.

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Interesting coincidence that all the terrible shit happening to/in our building always seems to only take place during these extremely long landlord “holidays” 🤔

Being a photographer for a living is the perfect metaphor for my entire existence: always on the outside looking in.

If you’re that concerned about it, why are you here? Shouldn’t you be walking or riding a bike or Ubering instead? Flimsy ass fucking excuse for absolutely no reason.

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This bitch on a crowded subway, who already had like 8 other people in her magical bubble of imaginary safety, wouldn’t let me sit next to her on the train, and when I asked why she said “social distancing”. Like, look around you, it’s simply not possible. Fucking go get fucked.

I can't believe I pay USD to live in a building where my only two apartment windows are covered in graffiti

I hate all the sanitizer theater you see NYers constantly performing while insisting on cash-only as the only valid payment method. Like...you know that completely defeats the purpose, right? Right???

I really hate the fact that the human skeleton weighs 5-10lbs. For some reason I feel like it should weigh around 50-75lbs...I don't know why I feel like this. Why am I like this.

Imagine being able to experience a single public setting that was designed around women. I literally cannot. Why is everywhere so fucking cold all the time!?
Stop this. Please, we are freezing.

Who else has cool neighbors that open all their delivery packages in the common hallway, take the shit into their apartment, and JUST LEAVE ALL THE BOXES AND TRASH STREWN EVERYWHERE. People are animals.

Who else has cool neighbors that open all their delivery packages i. The hall, take the shit into their apartment, and JUST LEAVE ALL THE BOXES AND TRASH STREWN EVERYWHERE. What is this madness.

Businesses will really be so modern as to be on TikTok, but then so backwards that they "can't"/won't accept a credit card.

Look at this massive amount of packaging for two cheap candles. for shame, @Target@twitter.com !

If your 2FA codes are longer than 6 chars, I'm just gonna turn it off instead.

What is one to do when they get their gene/ancestry results back, and are the amalgamation of all the historically worst groups of people on the planet? How can I 'embrace my roots' (if that's even a thing white people can do) if I am English and German? 😅
I already drink beer.

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