To be fair, I BARELY use Spotify, so they never give me a cool "wrapped" thing, but go ahead and analyze this if you are feeling plucky:

The photos people post on Yummly are fucking war crimes

You might be better off NOT seeing your families anymore lmao:

Officially moving all of my professional photography social media updates over to Vero, where I am hoping to post every day. Hit me up!
vero.co/jinyc_photo

Ok I just finished watching the first season, and the 2020 Perry Mason is so so so so so unbelievably good. Like, flawless.
To be fair, I donโ€™t think I have ever actually seen the original (I know, I know!). But on its own, itโ€™s literally perfect.

RT @UmbryKane@twitter.com

Me: *tells my friends about @spacehey@twitter.com when it was only 2 months old*

Friends: WE LIKE FACE BOOK, FACEBOOK!!!!!!!

~~~~~~

Now

Friends: Hey umbry have you heard of this new site called spacehey

Me:

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/UmbryKane/status/1

Google recently sent me this, but I don't understand what it is in reference to. Anyone know?

There's an analogy in here somewhere about how republicans only care about babies until they're born like democrats only care about issues until they actually have to deliver on them...Hard Rs all around on both sides.

RT @kenklippenstein@twitter.com

If only there was something they could do

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/kenklippenstein/st

Outside of the classic stuff (30s-50s), it's hard top that late 80s/early 90s country music (except for the outlaw stuff of the 70s'). I guess what I'm trying to say is that pretty much all pre-9/11 country music IS good. And you don't have to be drunk for it to make you cry.

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com

Bird Reflects On Frailty, Impermanence Of Life After Finding Dead Human On Sidewalk bit.ly/3mHmFD1

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/14

Hello, I am very good at my job. Have a tiny peak, thx.

โ€œIt might catch on if they can find a way to make it the womanโ€™s responsibility.โ€

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com

โ€˜Testicle Bathโ€™ Birth Control Device Wins Dyson Award bit.ly/2ZDyyRc ?

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/14

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