Because, brother, I am telling you that NO WOMAN with an ACTUAL vagina has EVER thought, "you know what these pantiliners need? Some fucking icy-hot on them!".
I know, I just KNOW, this was the dipshit idea of some dude, somehow. Because there is just no way. No way.
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