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Testing the waters out a bit on here, who should I be following? Looking for humor/comedy, tech, art stuff. Want to avoid politics, podcasts, redditors.

RT @farantzos@twitter.com

When you really want a cold drink but first need to debug a Security Certificate of your Samsung fridge. @internetofshit@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/farantzos/status/1

Shooting an event for Swarovski tonight, super stoked!

If fomo were real, nobody would be late to anything ever.

RT @murakamiwood@twitter.com

Every year, more and more of us are saying "don't give the gift of "... and every year there are more sparkly new tech things that are, sparkliness aside, surveillance devices. This holiday season, think before you give... twitter.com/hypervisible/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/murakamiwood/statu

Tired of the trope that only young people know how to use technology. Hoe, who do you think invented all this shit? Also, we’ve been online since before you were even born, we know how to “reset the router”. Like, they aren’t the sysadmins or network architects, we are.

A juvenile Cooper’s hawk alighted on my fire escape while I was in the kitchen yesterday, and I get to spend a few moments experiencing it. No photo proof, but it was still pretty cool. Thanks for stopping by, buddy!

RT @ultracultblog@twitter.com

@jasonlouv@twitter.com: Indian Buddhists, 500 BC: The universe is an incomprehensible black vastness of lies and torment and as the human mind is part of it, it is complicit in the scheme. American Buddhists, 2019: Here is how to have compassion for people who do not buy Fair Trade …

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ultracultblog/stat

RT @jonlockcomics@twitter.com

Want to make Twitter slightly less of a living nightmare? Why not untick some of the automated 'interests' they've assigned to your account. Mine included P***s M****n, S***e D****n and N***l F****e, for some reason, and I'll never forgive them for that.

twitter.com/settings/your_twit

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jonlockcomics/stat

Book me on @snappr_co@twitter.com and get $20 off your shoot with my special code "eVtEBZ2Q"!
snappr.co/photographers/jinnif

I don’t know how people can be so flippant about how hey manage their digital media, just because storage is ‘big and cheap’ doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be ruthlessly judicious about what deserves to take up space in your life, the same way you would physical clutter. No?

Watch your friends buy cocaine on your Venmo timeline by the presence of all the 8-ball emojis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Legit waiting for some politician to unironically use “Waiting for the Worms” as their official campaign song.

😓

RT @wildbirdfund@twitter.com

It would be hard to design a building more perfectly suited to killing birds than the Time Warner Center, with its glass facade right next to one of the most important migration stopovers on the East Coast. This Tennessee warbler found out the hard way.

📷: Phyllis Tseng

🐦🔗: twitter.com/wildbirdfund/statu

RT @StabbinsMcGee@twitter.com

I wish there was a more realistic TMNT, like one that shows how a bunch of unemployable mutants can afford a sewer in Manhattan.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/StabbinsMcGee/stat

Eggs are amazing. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can ever replace them (culinarily speaking). Milk too. Sure you can sub out your almond water for it (on MAYBE a flavor level), but when the actual chemistry of your recipe requires tannins to bind to milkfat...you’re hosed.

Eggs are amazing. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can ever replace them (culinarily speaking). Milk too. Sure you can sub out your almond water for i (on maybe a flavor level), but when the actual chemistry of your recipe requires the tannins to bind to the milkfats...you’re hosed.

RT @LindsaySmithDC@twitter.com

I would like to play an untitled possum game where I can scream and eat garbage and occasionally fake my own death to get out of responsibilities

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LindsaySmithDC/sta

If part of your convo includes such gems as “don’t tell anyone I said that” or “make sure this doesn’t get out”, then maybe you ought not to be having it via a Facetime call on a crowded subway car without tour fucking headphones.

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