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Testing the waters out a bit on here, who should I be following? Looking for humor/comedy, tech, art stuff. Want to avoid politics, podcasts, redditors.

Just played my 2nd ever 99+ turn match on @PlayHearthstone@twitter.com 😂😂😂

The 90s aren’t “back” until I start seeing bell-bottomed cargo pants.

Unpopular opinion: everyone who posts any video/s online should be REQUIRED to also include a typed transcript.

Unpopular opinion: everyone who post any video online should be REQUIRED to also include a typed transcript.

Someone please explain to me why folks in are so obsessed with overkill? I’m not talking about the card mechanic, but rather taking somebody out with a 15pt card when the hero only has 1hp left & lots of other options for how to die? Male ego, is my guess. Any data?

“Open floor plan” is just a fancy way of saying “we shoved some appliances in the corner of your living room, so that’s ‘the kitchen’ now”.

Aren’t all pets technically “emotional support animals”?

Lol at @WIRED@twitter.com’s website that still says “© 2018” at the bottom 😂

Are there any protest songs about our data/privacy?

Currently stuck at 52nd/Lex station, so this is cool.

RT @Tom_Winter@twitter.com

NBC News: It appears at this point that the large-scale power outage impacting approximately 20,000 in midtown and parts of the upper west side in Manhattan was caused by a tranformer fire at 54th Street amd West End Avenue, a senior city official says.

Situation is fluid.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/

I’ve heard a lot of contrived creative occupations/terms in my life, but “self portrait artist” has to be way up there in terms of “what the fuck” factor.

How do programs advertise themselves to people who...can’t read? 🤔

Learn something new everyday: Shirley Temple's daughter was the bassist for The Melvins.

A beautifully designed train station is truly a thing to behold

Is it some kind of internet requirement to put "coffee addict" in every single one of your bios? Grow an actual personality.

Between the long-ass winter and the never-ending rain, it’s like is never gonna get a proper spring this year 😞

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RT @TheOnion@twitter.com

Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative trib.al/IM2UJ3h t.co/hwuMjWtlIe

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/11

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