jigwan @jigwan@mastodon.xyz

That first sip of coffee on your lips. #ecstasy

shamelessly jacked from birdsite, where it was jacked from the national post website (a real actual national newspaper here in canada)

i present this infographic, which is a little old, but still amazing https://glitch.social/media/QQDjzi9O3gWt5pOK8ME

After much dialectical meditation and screaming I have finally created the *definitive*, comprehensive list of ALL gender orbs... Here they are:

- very special boy
- hungry girl
- vanilla incense
- that spectre that haunts europe
- the wheelchair symbol
- K-Mart
- 7
- No
- The awkward feeling when you're in your friend's house and they're arguing with someone
- Iridescence
- That Jaboody Dubs Dump Cake video
- C Minor
- ＡＢＩＬＩＦＹ® ｍａｙ ｃａｕｓｅ ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓ ｓｉｄｅ ｅｆｆｅｃｔｓ, ｉｎｃｌｕｄｉｎｇ: ｉｎｃｒｅａｓｅｄ ｒｉｓｋ ｏｆ ｄｅａｔｈ

As a programmer, I wish the world had only one timezone.

im so white gonna name my first child quinoa

FOSS, in a nutshell. https://icosahedron.website/media/LL0qUhsErKh971dLkqY

The Linux kernel explained. In a comic.

#Linux #ThingsExplained

https://www.nixcraft.com/linux-kernel-explained-how-does-the-kernel-work/242/

I get the feeling that Mastodon wants me to learn French and Japanese.

People of France, make sure you vote today. 🇫🇷

Hi everyone! I made a translator bot that translates statuses it's mentioned in.

To use it, mention @translator (translator@toot.works) in your status, followed by the two-letter code for the language you want to translate to (e.g. "ja" for Japanese) (full list of possible codes here: https://christopher.su/projects/translator/). It uses English if no language is given.

Give it a try and toot me your suggestions and comments!

@translator ja
#MastoDev #Mastodon #Bots #Languages

Rare footage of my toots vs. your toots https://mastodon.xyz/media/ZA-DYTt6S9Dt9HYbl4U

you wouldn't download a bear

you won't need to remember what this meme is called if you can just google "clever black guy" https://mastodon.xyz/media/E8cQwxCqM-_1zivrlnw