WHAT THE TOOT IS MOTHERTOOTING GOING ON
Gotta get back to tootin like a motherfucker.
Have we... have we killed Twitter yet
My two older kids are in their 20s. What the fuck.
Memoir of a Shitposter: My Life on the Early 21st Century Internet
-Available as dream-read ebook
-Alien overlord-approved
-Screaming lunatic on a roof version available soon
A new instance called Megalodon and it's just shark pics. https://mastodon.xyz/media/zLXZ_Uo3MB-xlZhF3tY
I know sometimes people talking about having too much work sounds like bragging but sometimes it's just a cry for help because omg I actually fucking need to sleep sometimes but also money is nice so anyway that's what's up how are you
Issuing a BOLO on my Give a Fuck. It's out there on the run somewhere
Sometimes I need something to do other than look at words I guess.
Hey I'll write this here because not that many people follow me here: ever since my eldest sister died last year, only 58, I've been stricken imagining a time when I may be the only person left from my family. My parents--79 & 80--and my other sister, who is 56, all gone.
You can be touching 50 and still feel sick at the thought of being the last one standing from the home where you grew up.
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, MASTODON?? I don't want my hash browns to taste like golf balls! And other important statements.
The doc upped my medication and now I am very productive! But also already feel a tad robotic.
I'm looking into a ghostwriting project and bizarrely enjoying the whole deal.
In the end, I sometimes think I'm still just the kid I was 40 years ago, who was happiest making shit up on the page.
I'm still just here for toots & giggles.
Middle Aged Dad Can't Grasp the Fact Male Children Are Often Taller Than Their Fathers
Some days everything just makes you so tired.
your aperiodic reminder that you wouldn't boost a toot
I exercise 3-5 times a week but there's nothing that will make me feel more like a fucking useless slug of a human than watching Boston Marathon coverage.
I've been using Mastodon a couple of times a day for a while now and I haven't seen the word "thread" yet and it's just great.
The weather today where I live is warm but restless, with bright sun and gusty wind.
When I was a child I had a dream while sick of waking to find I was the last person alive on earth.
I walked to my school, and just before the dream ended heard a red gym ball bouncing behind me.
In that dream the weather was just like this, even the gusty winds. I still remember that.
That dream still haunts me.
I've always worried it was prophecy.
