On the subject of Joanne, why did they let her die when they could have just given her scissors for hands?

‪Has anyone notice that Joanne by L.Gaga sounds incredibly like/exactly the same as three blind mice? ‬

Packing my clothes into moving boxes feels very decadent. No bin bags for me 💆🏻‍♂️

Went into officeworks wearing my new multi coloured coat and for a second I lived my art attack fantasy

Don’t forget to wish your daddies happy Father’s Day whether that be sugar or biological or both xoxoxo

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*breathes deeply*

Note to self;

Convert spare bathroom into dark room

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I feel very mid life mother/aunt/nan on mastodon.

I just want to comment weird things like

Hope you’re well Cathy X

When it has nothing to do with the content

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*breathes deeply*

Note to self;

Lusting for Buggery

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*presses record*
*breathes deeply*

Note to self;

Hallucinogenic Pimms

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Britpop 

Thoughts on Oasis?

Im listening to Jamiroquai because i feel that would do well here

Fun Fact;
There is a place in London called Tooting.

Toots for My Toots
Sugar for My Honey

i feel like this place is for smart people. I must return to the racist hellscape with daddy mars

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