Garrett LeSage @garrett@mastodon.xyz

scrorts (scrabble shorts),
full of Mastodon meme words

via tinycartidge on birbsite https://twitter.com/tinycartridge/status/987100096193028097

new photo: "porcelain birds"

#photo #color #darktable

https://www.flickr.com/photos/garrett/40364710795/in/dateposted-public/

"Just" is really popular today. Apparently.

(Thanks for that info, Pocket...?)

I saw someone say Krita is on Mastodon now, but didn't link the account.

I've done a search in multiple clients and see that there are two accounts that look the same, both are krita @ mastodon.art.

Which is the real Krita?

(Attached a screenshot from Tusky for reference.)

Looking over random (external) documentation for work, stumbled across this beauty:

"Then the really userfriendly GUI should start." (Screenshot attached)

Yeah, "userfriendly".

I'm not sure if:
- the docs are trying to be sarcastic here
- someone thinks anything graphical is automatically "userfriendly"
- I'm just a seasoned designer who ran a decent amount of user testing in the past and sees so many obvious ways to improve this interface

https://mastodon.xyz/media/Bchzomy-uxhP1_25CdY

I wasn't kidding about the avocados for tonight.

🥑🥑🥑 😙👌

https://mastodon.xyz/media/8_Pdy5_xKxCoBL0AqQk

Right now, my desktop says:

COCK
EASY TO USE

(This is what prompted sharing the toot.)

Here's a snapshot crop:
https://mastodon.xyz/media/p0RFIRiL3YiijPwHrb4

Lazy Sonic

(source: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifextra/comments/7r2uxg/_/)
https://mastodon.xyz/media/FQoYiP4GnEu68AwjaB4

Bitecoin
Blockchange
Cryptokitty

(via https://www.reddit.com/r/animalsbeingjerks/comments/7mv48x/_/)

https://mastodon.xyz/media/54suoyqd73oJkLYPxqI

Some restrooms in German trains have a button for applauding butts.
🍑👏 https://mastodon.xyz/media/R4VoJUA78TzQQnApsAc

Found out about spiny red gurnards today.

They're a type of fish with wings that resemble a butterfly's and six legs that resemble a crab's. (Yes, a fish basically with wings and legs! 🤯)

https://youtu.be/z6xTsmwNhV0

https://mastodon.xyz/media/KUgxm0TI2LabBATgTNM

I'm pretty sure all of the places on this list are pretty full of people already. Well, probably except for Google+. 😏
https://mastodon.xyz/media/oLEmyUxuo2ApY49ATqo

During my lunch break, I saw a guy in a light brown jacket with prominent, dark eyebrows; messy hair; and carrying a single, large leek in his bike's front basket.

He reminded me of a Pokémon, in human form. Is that a bit too Farfetch'd?
https://mastodon.xyz/media/2CfeTVIpdYbUZaM-iks

Getting drunk on cocktails in Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp

#animalcrossing https://mastodon.xyz/media/jtvfaQ1xP8CuA6vFExY

Oh, I have a bit of time to play videogames tonight. Let me fire up the PS4 and...

🙄
https://mastodon.xyz/media/_JuvwQbj3R-YZD_-AyE

Emoji advent calendars filled with emoji-shaped chocolate are a thing now, apparently
https://mastodon.xyz/media/Pk5lZj1JgQ2y7nVy-ak

Kissing sealions

#zoo #animals #photography https://mastodon.xyz/media/QGdZaT6p1FVM2QPUP8A

Baby goats, to pet! 🤗🐐🐐 https://mastodon.xyz/media/6HifulCtd9cTQafNZog https://mastodon.xyz/media/8yxQd6YYHkc1crkaPwQ

I have uploaded photos again, finally. 😁

More @ https://flickr.com/photos/garrett

(The recent 4 are from this week even!)

#photography #photos #nature #autumn #fall

https://mastodon.xyz/media/ZAGLFCN0jK7itESZKAw https://mastodon.xyz/media/12TZNIReQJMHEcDj85Y https://mastodon.xyz/media/qXCk_2NYgCWrQQK7TgA https://mastodon.xyz/media/-auWRsLNsJ5hGgRvC94

I was ALREADY sold on Super Mario Galaxy For the Switch.

(Please understand, Nintendo: we want to pet the habadashered hounds. 🙏)
https://mastodon.xyz/media/a78n3kR19i5wnDinO6Y