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Garrett LeSage

scrorts (scrabble shorts),
full of Mastodon meme words

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"Just" is really popular today. Apparently.

(Thanks for that info, Pocket...?)

I saw someone say Krita is on Mastodon now, but didn't link the account.

I've done a search in multiple clients and see that there are two accounts that look the same, both are krita @

Which is the real Krita?

(Attached a screenshot from Tusky for reference.)

Looking over random (external) documentation for work, stumbled across this beauty:

"Then the really userfriendly GUI should start." (Screenshot attached)

Yeah, "userfriendly".

I'm not sure if:
- the docs are trying to be sarcastic here
- someone thinks anything graphical is automatically "userfriendly"
- I'm just a seasoned designer who ran a decent amount of user testing in the past and sees so many obvious ways to improve this interface

I wasn't kidding about the avocados for tonight.

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vulgar slang, eggplant Show more

Some restrooms in German trains have a button for applauding butts.

Found out about spiny red gurnards today.

They're a type of fish with wings that resemble a butterfly's and six legs that resemble a crab's. (Yes, a fish basically with wings and legs! 🀯)

I'm pretty sure all of the places on this list are pretty full of people already. Well, probably except for Google+. 😏

During my lunch break, I saw a guy in a light brown jacket with prominent, dark eyebrows; messy hair; and carrying a single, large leek in his bike's front basket.

He reminded me of a PokΓ©mon, in human form. Is that a bit too Farfetch'd?

Oh, I have a bit of time to play videogames tonight. Let me fire up the PS4 and...


Emoji advent calendars filled with emoji-shaped chocolate are a thing now, apparently

I was ALREADY sold on Super Mario Galaxy For the Switch.

(Please understand, Nintendo: we want to pet the habadashered hounds. πŸ™)