fry @fry@mastodon.xyz

I want real good face changing video tools so I can make anonymous v logs but still express with my main face

Scrolling past the Japanese on federated like it is the not-porn on Tumblr

Need assistance with project quite technical pls lmk if you can help details below

Autumn now pls

One of the guys at antenatal classes introduced himself as having no sense of smell and everyone looked at his partner with envious approval

I believe I enjoyed this media but let me just check public opinion oh no this media is bad

Jus watched titanic and rose needs to check her privilege

the 'don't remember what this means' is actually part of the note

I am screwed

Actual notes I have that are attempts at accounting:

500 sitting saver (don’t remember what this means)
600 ish for expenses paid back to self, probably just disregard this and continue blindly

Antenatal classes week one assessment: great for learning stuff about pregnancy, absolute hell for my social anxiety

Err... #responsibleparenting

"the fire kills me
Heat cooks
Fire burns"

My friend talking about doing the BBQ sounds like he's writing metal lyrics

'member 🍍 ?

And other hits

You're so sane
I bet you're thinking about something normal that happened
Or what you're doing on Wednesday
I've been having this crisis of existence since I was 6 years old
So don't ask me why the floor is wet

It's hard to believe that just one day ago I was a babyyyyyyy(eeee)
And now I'm here alone and I'm old and I don't know a thing (not a thing not a thing)
It's hard to understand how I could land up here at your door (oh oh)
Not wearing any clothes and wondering where I've been (where oh where)

I dreamt I shot and killed John Lithgow and then went to prison and joined a gang was just trying to figure out where to hide the drugs I was given

I'm so happy that people keep saying the David Byrne show I couldn't afford to go to was the best thing they've ever seen that's so lovely for them all

Sometimes there's too many things you want to say on a thread for this time of night