fry @fry@mastodon.xyz

Jus watched titanic and rose needs to check her privilege

the 'don't remember what this means' is actually part of the note

I am screwed

Actual notes I have that are attempts at accounting:

500 sitting saver (don’t remember what this means)
600 ish for expenses paid back to self, probably just disregard this and continue blindly

Antenatal classes week one assessment: great for learning stuff about pregnancy, absolute hell for my social anxiety

Err... #responsibleparenting

"the fire kills me
Heat cooks
Fire burns"

My friend talking about doing the BBQ sounds like he's writing metal lyrics

'member 🍍 ?

And other hits

You're so sane
I bet you're thinking about something normal that happened
Or what you're doing on Wednesday
I've been having this crisis of existence since I was 6 years old
So don't ask me why the floor is wet

It's hard to believe that just one day ago I was a babyyyyyyy(eeee)
And now I'm here alone and I'm old and I don't know a thing (not a thing not a thing)
It's hard to understand how I could land up here at your door (oh oh)
Not wearing any clothes and wondering where I've been (where oh where)

I dreamt I shot and killed John Lithgow and then went to prison and joined a gang was just trying to figure out where to hide the drugs I was given

I'm so happy that people keep saying the David Byrne show I couldn't afford to go to was the best thing they've ever seen that's so lovely for them all

Sometimes there's too many things you want to say on a thread for this time of night

Now I'm a ferret! Come on, no. I'm going back to Snow Leopard cos it makes me sound cool and I like cats and snow. Done.

What's in a name? Err only the most accurate answer so far

Wow this one does it in just one click. I do like the answer in many ways but I feel like it's making the whole thing a bit too trivial. I'm on a serious voyage of self discovery here.

Best question - I don't know how they managed to capture all the genres in 5 options here but am impressed

Playbuzz is going with Fox

BuzzFeed says I'm a Snow Leopard but idk

Sorry I'm just full of good advice lately