if you have over 1000 people that you follow, how do you keep track of everything they say? or do you just mute the people that aren't in your inner circle?

It's really hard to not take all of your hatred to heart sometimes. I know I'm not the precise target but you need to have a full battery to deal with all that nastiness and I generally can't run on full any more.

If you pronounce it ape-roll, an Aperol spritz tastes 64.3% better.

call that a mussel car? how much can it bench?

It would appear that things are not as bad as they seem, thankfully

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i don't know what it is like too bust a nut but one time i sat down to quickly onto a very hard chair

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. - anon.

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If you have Mastodon you either live in London, Philadelphia, Portland or Australia. The rest of us are just bots.

1:34am, time for this old fart to nod off. Good night one and all.

I'm just down with the big knoll energy

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The second gunman on the grassy knoll

No one will ever know!

That song about horses was something eh?

I see a lot of hecking and danging on this sight and it makes me angry

i don't know what it is like too bust a nut but one time i sat down to quickly onto a very hard chair

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