When new people follow me I get worried my dumb posts about porn will scare them away
Happy Mother's Day USA... https://mastodon.xyz/media/iPZja2mTg4KL3stozLc
in the movie I'm watching there's a scene where the bratty Japanese supermodel forces her assistant to go down on her and I guess I have a new fantasy
https://mastodon.xyz/media/bQAkiXpNCE2C65hGw4U https://mastodon.xyz/media/wPFuse3LTTSZNUZ0IjQ https://mastodon.xyz/media/QPcaHDdl1YCO9xmX3fs https://mastodon.xyz/media/QZFS0fy1p8sUi5Q_5Mk
current mood: cripplingly depressed but horny
please sign my change.org petition to get more cute short haired women in porn
There's nothing like visiting your parents to ruin your day
why do i even bother
Am I truly the only human being on this dumb planet that doesn't drink tea or coffee
When new people follow me I get worried my dumb posts about porn will scare them away
After a long day of staring at your computer at work nothing beats going home and...staring at your computer some more
How do most people find new music to listen to
lonely creative 24 f will suck cock for deep + fulfilling relationship
Top 3 superpowers
- Invisibility
- Time travel
- Uncensored Japanese porn vision
Feels like a lesbian kinda night... https://mastodon.xyz/media/dpuQ7xGtDIq_rpx1KsI
I always feel like such a creep fantasizing about people I know in real life
I've been thinking a lot about one of my old university teachers who I really looked up to/wanted her approval so badly. I have this really long drawn out fantasy where I'm still her student and we start dating/sleeping together in secret and she really takes charge and guides me through my first lesbian experiences
but I always feel guilty when I'm done. maybe I should go back to 'mads mikkelsen is my psychiatrist'
Nipple piercings yay/nay?
I was about to say that the US is a fucking nightmare but then I remembered I live in the UK which is equally fucked
@andyAstruc if a man winks at me my vagina will retreat into an armadillo like shell
It's nice that I can look at dirty stuff at work through Mastodon without having to visit sites with suspicious urls like porn.sluts
the mastodon.xyz experience https://mastodon.xyz/media/Zq2hWp29I2vxiY1gbbg
