i want to make a preemptive move and ban pineapple on pizza discourse before it starts
@Nash OH NO
@emilyfong pineapple pizza is bad and it had to be said
@Nash oh god what i have i done
@emilyfong that is more than reasonable
@katherine we need to be strategic
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it's fantastic tho
@BeansWater AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY though this is not an endorsement and not an opportunity to start discourse
@emilyfong Fuck you it's pizza, people can do whatever they like with it. That's what pizza is all about!
@emilyfong you can't tell me that pineapple on pizza is bad emily
@aemarc @emilyfong it's objectively good
@metalkingslime @emilyfong glad we are on the right side of the argument though
@aemarc i love pineapple on pizza i merely wish to spare us the calamitous debate that ends all social networks
@emilyfong I think you just started the debate you're tearing us apart already
@aemarc mistakes were indeed made
@emilyfong but.... 🍍+🍕=👌
@emilyfong
Thanks! And we will never talk again about this gruesome abomination.
@emilyfong too late I'm already seeing it
@spiderrobotpig we are trapped in the pineapple on pizza ouroboros
@emilyfong You can never move away from it. It's like the toilet paper thing
@emilyfong too late