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lifehack: if you say "I'll be right back" as you leave a room, you can say "as the prophecy foretold" when you re-enter

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Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

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Mastodon's concept of instances reminds me of IRC.

Many IRC servers. Some are very popular with many channels (Freenode). i.e Federated Mastodon {.social, .technology,...}

Some are not as popular and attract a cult style userbase.

Once can be a user of many different servers (instances).

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Please do not boost toots from the instance sh//itposter.cl//ub. It is a great url, but it's full of nazis. I don't want to see them in my timeline and I will block anyone from there on sight. If you run an instance, please blocklist them.

If you're from that instance/have an account there and are annoyed at being generalised like this because you reckon you're one of the good ones, ask yourself why you're okay with being on an instance infamous for hosting nazis.

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So twitter is for news and this is for things I actually care about from real people. I like it this way.

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is it halloween yet
we need spooky scary skeletons

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"Mastodon. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Tooterprise. It's continuing mission: to explore strange new toots, to seek out new Mastodonians and new instances. To boldly toot where no man has tooted before."

Today's bonus points so far: +1

Been enjoying the blessed lack of crazy eyes in ME:A too much to toot tonight. And now it is time for the sleep.

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= MASTODON =
WHAT THEY EXPECTED: a VC backed startup intending to destroy twitter
WHAT THEY GOT: a bunch of cyberpunk kids hanging out behind the mall

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If you are using mastodon.xyz chipping in a few bucks here can help. patreon.com/TheKinrar

Sometimes I hate writing for business. You can pry my pretentious vocabulary from my cold dead hands, dammit.

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OK y'all! tooter.today is live and ready to help your friends find places to toot from! It provides scored instances in an easy-to-use fashion for new users and helps onboard them to tinier instances. Please help me load-test it by boosting it across the fediverse! :)

Next to come is a nice home page with explanations of the fediverse!

Source and hopeful-roadmap available: github.com/wayspurrchen/tooter

maly.io/media/wyitwZtwfJlw3JVR

Or I need to find them on other instances somehow...hmm.

We need to entice more folk to mastodon.

Avoiding work by following people with similar interest hashtags. Probably should prep for the meeting that I'm running in a half an hour... *searches next hashtag*

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People criticizing Mastodon are doing so by comparing it to VC funded apps with an exit strategy. When you're designed for fun rather than funding, it doesn't matter what pundits think, only that your users are having a good time and can grow the ecosystem. From those metrics? Mastodon is kicking ass. My recommendation? Invest (your time) ;-)

Current amusement: people who have clearly signed up just to give their opinion on why Mastodon is meh.

Bonus points if their reason is 'because blockchain'.