@mperham Nice socks/shoes. Proof money can't buy style. 😂
Largest black hole ever observed. 40 billion times the size of our Sun, which itself is one million times the size of Earth, which is about twice the size of yo mama. 🌎☀️⚫️
@mperham New Year Resolution: More cookies.
@mperham Where are your snowboarding helmet and goggles?? 😂
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