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Seinfeld Plots From A Different Universe:

Jerry meets the perfect girl, but wants to break up with her after he finds out she's ugly underneath her mask. Meanwhile, George is having trouble reädjusting to office life after the Work From Home program ends.

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If Meg Whitman is nominated as Commerce Secretary then the Democrats have become Bush-Era Republicans.

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is your child a communist? 

they may be running "Linux", a known communist operating system that's handed out to everyone free of charge (imagine!) and comes with the built in commands "cp" (Communist Party), "ls" (Left Socialism), "rm" (Revolutionary Marxism), and "cat" (Communism at All Times)

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foss bros be like: "it's easy" but never write up any documentation

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veep is practically an instruction manual on how the democratic party functions, the show never explicitly states selina's affiliation and it doesn't have to. we are shown that she is a democrat in nearly every single scenario she gets her team into

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"I will not use Firefox anymore, I will use that other browser that focuses on bitcoin and ads."

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capitalism: if you don’t like how your job treats you you can just get a new job

me: ok i want a new job

capitalism: oh sorry it’s the time every six years where the entire economy is fucking destroyed so rich people can loot it right now. why don’t you beg in the street for scraps

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Honestly nothing can outdo the sublime comedy that is this line from Fifty Shades of Grey

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Don’t Clean Your Glasses With Your Shirt,

Gremlins related content 

Gremlins could be renamed "White People Fucking Up: The Movie"

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if you listen to too many death grips you turn into a shouty black man that never wears a shirt

@all@laserdisk.party: Journey's End (2017) or rewatch Paths of Glory (1957)?

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You Might Thinks She Loves You for Your Money but I Know What She Really Loves You for It's Your Birthday Boosts

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AIDS crisis, pittsburgh synagouge shooting 

well.....im crying now

House of Tolerance: came for bored prostitutes looking like a Manet painting, stayed for a character driven drama about the end of an age and the grind of modernity. Costumes are S tier, and the cinematography is p good. Warning, a little on the artsy-fartsy side. 3.25/4 stars

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