cucumber demon 🥒 🇩🇪 @cucumber_demon@mastodon.xyz

@Ashrand

I conceid it would sometimes be nice if one could use the internet to send an electric shock into the other person's keyboard. But then there are those moments when you wish you could hug em instead.

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Is the recaptcha service completely down now or why does it still load infinitely?

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#Captchas load insufferably slow. Could #cloudflare have problems?

@ausgeloggt

Ich hab gerade deinen Blogartikel über "anonyme Suchmaschinen" gelesen und möchte etwas anmerken.

Bei Startpage.com und DuckDuckGo kann man in den persönlichen Einstellungen "HTTP-Post" auswählen. Aber nicht bei qwant und unbubble.me.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertext_Transfer_Protocol#Argument%C3%BCbertragung

https://domaingang.com/domain-news/peter-thiel-believes-that-europeans-created-the-gdpr-out-of-jealousy/

The #EU obviously did something right when a jerkass like Peter Thiel agitates against the #gdpr.

"It contains a lot of, and is heavily culturally influenced by, entitled white male coders."

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I'm not an IT employee but this reminds of something a white male non-coding stand-up comedian said (roughly paraphrased):

"The day has a structure when you know who's the enemy."

*scnr*

#forkoff
#mastodon
#meta

I know that "Captain Tsubasa" is not a very realistic soccer anime/manga to begin with. But in one episode of "Road to 2002" the half-time score is 17-11. 28 goals in 45 minutes when every single goal seems to require like 5 minutes? Are you f***ing kidding me?

If I'd be from #Murrica an average soccer match would feel more like in the attached pic.

#captaintsubasa
#otaku
#otakustuff
#wtf

aroma, the pleroma for asexuals and agenders?

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One of the weirdest Spongebob fan-arts I've ever seen.

#fanart
#spongebob
#unsettling

https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/47536085/

#WH40k
#Worms

Does anybody know what happened to explainpenny-arcade.com ?

https://soundcloud.com/zardonic/trent-reznor-quake-main-theme-zardonic-remix

Quake Main Theme (Zardonic Remix)

#Soundcheck

Der Flughafen BER ist das "Duke Nukem Forever" der Baubranche.

Bei beidem können die Konkurrenzunternehmen argumentieren: "Wir haben nicht vor, die Fertigstellung des Projekts derartig in die Länge zu ziehen."

#BER
#DukeNukem
#DukeNukemForever
#vaporware

@overflow

Harem anime protagonist and Tsundere main love interest in a nutshell.:

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38011.html

How many Flashback episodes has "Captain Tsubasa: Road to 2002" anyway?

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