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Just opened this for the first time in 3 months. BIG CHANGES

Mastodon self destructed 20 seconds ago

OK I will refrain from complaining about the Amazon Echo...

For now

Does anyone want to hear me complain about the Amazon Echo?

Hey you, go listen to my new episode: soundcloud.com/thistech/ep3

It's totally not titled: "Obama takes office in 2014, apparently"

I JUST LEARNED YOU CAN USE AN ECHO DOT AS A BLUETOOTH BEACON AND PLAY ANYTHING FROM YOUR PHONE

Poll: does anyone even use the federated timeline anymore?

Maybe the solution to the federated timeline being a heaping pile of...

is just following more people

Mastodon's best feature: public timelines, isn't very good anymore

Language filter is much in need

Guess I'll be waiting until I can get my app working

Hey @Gargron, how hard would it be to have a language filter on public timelines? Since most users I suspect can only read 1 or 2 languages anyways. I think anything you can do to slow down the federated and local timeline will help restore the community we had only a month ago.

This is the most cancerous episode I've ever done

If no one replies to this toot I'm deeming mastodon dead

I'm trying not to freak out right now....

Maybe if I properly punctuated and capitalized my toots...

does my profile picture make question my validity?

Have
Have you
Have you heard
Have you heard the
Have you heard the one
Have you heard the one about
Have you heard the one about traceroute?

DON'T MAKE YOURSELF "FAMOUS"

IF YOU FUCK UP YOU'LL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN

SAY THE WRONG THING ONCE AND EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE IT LIKE IT'S GOSPEL

YOU'LL TRY TO RIGHT THE WRONG

AND IT WILL NEVER WORK

YOU'LL FEEL LIKE THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=wmUgSGiBTb

IT SUCKS.