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When FLOSS fanatics try to convince you to use their ripoff software instead of brand name software.

My workplace's unofficial policy: We expect stoicism

Does it exist... a horse cock dildo in one end, and a fleshlight in the other

Feels kinda kinky... Taking all the strings off my guitar

How to walk past people?

Do you pick a place in the far distance and stare at it? Look down? Look in their faces? Walk far away? Only walk at night time?

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So, a dude at work became a dad.
I'm not sure what to say, but I think "congratulations, you've created yet a sentient being to experience the suffering of life" is not the right thing.

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honestly getting a 3d printer made me realize how indefensible patents are in our modern world

the modern 3d printing boom only happened in the last 10 years because stratasys's patent expired in 2009. imagine if open source 3d printers had existed for 20 years longer than they did, we'd have fuckin star trek replicators by now
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Getting off Google services took me 2.5 years so far and I'm still not done.

Main google things are Android (with Google Pixel) and Google Wifi which I cannot replace because I don't have money to buy new hardware.

Google is so big it's extremely hard to avoid it, even more so for non-techy people.

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People who run profitable businesses are always dicks in some way, shape or form. Some are lesser dicks, others are ginormous blood pulsating hentai dicks, but the point remains.

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Anybody out there with a fragmented / noisy / seemingly untameable mind - ADHD, ASD, what have you - I beg you, never ever let yourself fall prey to the idea that you're somehow broken because of it.

Normies will imply that you're damaged goods all day long forever, and even straight up tell you that shit in as many words. It's garbage. It's condescending chauvinism borne of their inability to take any perspective outside their narrow little rut, and sustained by their great numbers.

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tip of the day: Watch your VOLUME and TONE.

(disclaimer: I haven't tested whether this is bullshit advice)

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