i'm looking to hire a part-time
dingus whisperer

job duties:
* txt me 'ur a dingus' at least 7 times a day to keep me humbl

no benefits other than getting to call me a dingus

@max ur a dingus

@max ur a dingus

@max ur a dingus

@max ur a dingus

@max ur a dingus

@tcql @max jeez catdad you can prorate it to the amount of the day that's remaining yeesh

@brandon @max sorry job requirements did not specify that dingus proration was a required skill