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i'm looking to hire a part-time
dingus whisperer
job duties:
* txt me 'ur a dingus' at least 7 times a day to keep me humbl
no benefits other than getting to call me a dingus
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@brandon @max sorry job requirements did not specify that dingus proration was a required skill