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Captain's Log: The crew has been under attack for about 12 days now. One by one, we have fallen. Today the virus appears to be attacking my right-eye, and sinuses. Focus is no longer easily achieved. There is much sniffling. Misery. Misery is all we know.
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Now I know what this is!: this is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Wait a minute... We are a federation, and a part of it is communicating with a lag of about 5h with the rest?

That's it people! We are emulating an interplanetary coalition!

One final shitpost 

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DONT MUTE ME I'M NOT ACTUALLY FRENCH 

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Maybe the real federation are the friends we made along the way.

Just had my second glass of wine for the day. It's going to be great! :joy:

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Seeing everyone make the "...now what?" Toot (?) is entertaining.

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I'm assuming the world's most epic people are right here, right now. The elusive "Early adoptors". I'm glad I'm part of this :)

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Disturbing 

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