אריה @arieh@mastodon.xyz

Yes, I agree with Microsoft on this one.
States gathering vulnerabilities, thus making humanity less safe, is a major problem.
https://blogs.microsoft.com/on-the-issues/2017/05/14/need-urgent-collective-action-keep-people-safe-online-lessons-last-weeks-cyberattack/
https://soc.ialis.me/media/RLC-lG9UtexFA2bzNf8
#WannaCry

I dreamed I was on a train in America and ran into Chris Evans and I straight-face said 'hey you're that Chris Hemsworth bloke from Star Wars' and he was like 'Uh...' and I said 'just kidding!' and he was like OH THANK GOD.

The End.

did you know that there is a #eurovision -themed #gamejam happening on itch.io right now? https://itch.io/jam/eurovijam

#gamedev #esc2017 #gameing https://elekk.xyz/media/4gr6ZXPKKTBCudYgjiE

Hey Alison Rapp is selling prints on for $10 to benefit Planned Parenthood again. Some of these are otherwise only available to her Patreon subscribers http://alisonrapp.storenvy.com/products/19911035-signed-polaroids-to-benefit-planned-parenthood

https://mastodon.social/media/MGW2ysZQuYoO4MlqkzA

confused by internet? HERE IS YOUR GUIDE TO INTERNET SLANG!

lol - look out! lions!
brb - bees are beautiful
afk - afraid for kangaroos
kek - german for 'biscuit' (ie: "top kek" = I just had a nice biscuit.)

now you can internet without being afraid!

A haiku about getting out of bed:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

mysql> select count(*),lang from statuses group by lang order by 1 desc limit 20;
+----------+---------+
| count(*) | lang |
+----------+---------+
| 1734106 | ja |
| 445848 | unknown |
| 340572 | en |
| 133184 | fr |
| 105505 | es |
| 54634 | ab |
| 18185 | de |
| 14281 | ch |
On a total of 3.1M indexed toots

tooters

https://mastodon.xyz/media/GP44TvMZNUjlYIvG5Ig

this is hilarious. also, i want to die

I love all the Die Hard movies!

Die Hard
Die Hard 2: The Quickening and the Deadening
Die Hard In A Fire
Fall Off A Cliff And Die Hard
Die Hard From The Zombie Flu
I Know How You Died Last Summer
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Who Kicked Over A Hornet's Nest And Died Hard
Diefall
Die Hard (2009)
Netflix Presents Marvel's Agents of D.I.E.H.A.R.D.
John Hard
Hards
The Demise of the Hard (h/t @andyAstruc )