Raw Butter @areyoutoo@mastodon.xyz
devops | retired gamedev | always boost puppy pics
*Playing Ghost Recon*
Friends: Can we finish this mission?
Me: JUST A SEC. There's an occlusion culling bug here. See? Stand here, then wiggle back and forth like this.
I returned six books to the library, and got six emails from the library, confirming the return of each book, individually
Dear library, I love you, but we can't go on like this
Take me down to the pair of dice city where the grass is *rolls, consults table* teal and the girls are *rolls, consults table* green?
π‘π π€π₯ ππ π£π ππ ππ€
π‘π π€π₯ ππ π£π ππ ππ€
Today was 50% troubleshooting random computer issues, 30% shopping for ππ π π€π₯π¦ππ, and a bit of Ghost Recon at the end. Back at it tomorrow.
So I'm in HipChat and I ask Sassy to look up "mass effect hold the line" so naturally she comes back with a white power meme.
kill me now plz and thx
Disk usage alerts in production? Sweet. That's what I wanted to do, today.
Twitter: The world is literally burning and we are all seriously going to die screaming.
Masotodon: Yep. Do your best! We believe in you! Do you like my art? You have such a great instance domain name!
WE ARE MASTODON.XYZ, HEAR OUR RALLYING CRY:
"We got on the bandwagon slightly too late so we chose the one with the second most people on it and similar name mostly because we were kind of confused by the whole situation."
Wrapping up the workday:
- Trying to get this convoluted multi-system SSH auth scheme to work
- Jamming out to FFXV's "Stand by Me" cover
Kinda appropriate, IMO.
Let's play a game, to help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same.
the year is 202X, all the mastodon instances have been destroyed by a targeted campaign run by Facebook-Twitter-Yahoo-AOL, a conglomerate of corporate social media
but in the dust and flame and carnage, a hero emerges.
this summer
William Shatner stars as Gargron in...
M A S T O D O N
when you decide to move to another instance that's called a scoot
41,703 accounts
+18,712 in the last week
Some UX thoughts for #mastodev:
- Would be nice if I could work on multiple draft toots? Clicking to reply to someone seems to erase any draft I had been working on.
- Kinda risky to click on the Federated Timeline if it loads new toots and scrolls 10ms before I click on something.
I probably don't know enough web frontend to help, but it might be fun to try.
A short story about about content moderation
Wikipedia: you can't upload an image until you make 10 edits
Wikimedia Commons: if you actually find your way here AND figure out the UI... then sure, go ahead and upload something
So, let's see how cat pics works here...
I am still kind of baffled that, in the year 2017 AD, 'we don't have nazi's' is a legitimate selling point for a social media site. And, tragically with the appearance of Breitbart News, is actually not completely true.
Ok guys, very funny.
