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I can't wait for #caturday for this one. Roanoke being regal and wistful.

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the comments on the Nick Cannon video lol

"Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" hits harder than this track"

‪“Let’s have a think on it” 🤢🤢‬

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‪Xbox Game Pass for PC is a really good deal right now. I’m finally playing The Outer Worlds.‬

I just looked at my dormant follows and followers here. There are a LOT of accounts on that list.

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wish you could just take your titties off and place them on the night stand before getting into bed. ya know?

You know what, oat milk is really not that bad.

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@SuplexWitch
hello i just read a story about why they got this newest bump and it's just as fucking stupid as you'd think

massivelyop.com/2019/12/02/sta

people paying 1700 USD for mall ships

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say down on nj transit and the woman behind me let out three intense, wet sneezes. byyyyyye.

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optical illusion 

Last night I got home, hit the bong, put on music, and washed the FUCK out of the dishes.

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wearing corgi butt socks with my pants rolled up

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