#knuckletats HI BE NICE
#knuckletats GASMONEY that's right before you get outta my car im gonna blast you with the GASMONEY knuckle tats and you know it's time to pay the driver if you want me removing the child locks
No MyFitnessPal I did not eat 3.5kg of raw cauliflower
The only person allowed to use synth slap bass in their tunes anymore is Griffin McElroy. https://griffinmcelroy.bandcamp.com/track/the-wheel
shitty product advertisement: "5 million people can't be wrong
reality: *cue to 5 million people being very wrong*
nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go Show more
people need to be encouraged to be more bold with their passions because honestly there's nothing more thrilling than to hear people talk about what they truly care about
The fever is takeing me
WARNING
DO NOT LET CHILDREN TOUCH THE HOT CYBORG CROCODILE
The Boy for #caturday
Eff this cold. I'm going to run my 10k today even if it turns me into a sneezing, moaning Jell-o sculpture by the end.
@Gargron Hey man, what would you say to making the public timeline GET API call authorisation-free (GET /api/v1/timelines/public)
Use case: The Twitter public timeline was/is used in sample apps as it’s easy to get the public timeline with an unauthorised GET. I was using the App.net API which had the same thing for samples on Set (https://ind.ie/labs/set/). Would love to port those to show the Mastodon.social public timeline instead but don't want to embed credentials in open source app.
Wow I feel like slime trash wow
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I've purchased a domain to host my own instance in the coming weeks. It's going to be a fun learning experience. I'm familiar with much of Mastodon's front-end stack, but the devops stuff is new to me. Seeing some good Mastodon+Heroku how-tos; anyone got something similar for AWS?
Napa still great in the rain
If it ain't on my local timeline it ain't REAL
6:45 AM *wakes up two hours late, still sick*
I have overslept and missed my chance to go for a run. I've clearly rested well enough that I can go to the office today.
7:40 AM *sees a perfectly normal business man at the train station speak into his phone, which he is holding like a slice of pizza*
I can't do this
today's #veryshortrecipe is for @aquinton and her ketchup-addled eggs. presenting:
chimmichurri!
- lots of leafy herbs (parsley is trad, but cilantro, mint, & tarragon make good adds/subs)
- olive oil
- red wine vinegar
- one garlic clove
- dash cayenne
chop yr herbs super duper fine, and microplane/tinydice yr garlic. throw 'em in a bowl, dash pepper, add a glug of vin and cover the mess in olive oil until it looks like a sauce.
emulsify!! using a whisk + yr arm muscles or a blender. done!
Finding it very difficult to eat #keto and train for a marathon at the same time. My body needs those easy carbs on long runs!