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IDK what to do with my online presence anymore. I loathe being open/vulnerable, these days. Got my ass kicked too many times doing so, I guess.

But I also miss chronicling my life. Having other people see it, then relate to it, or offer support, or find support in me, or just be entertained (because let's face it, sometimes I think I'm hilarious).

Suppose I could privately journal and choose what to expose. Yeah. And post on obscure platforms (be honest, is Mastodon still obscure?).

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Anything is a spectator sport if you're enough.

Me: I'm going to get an alien cat!
Me: *returns empty-handed* I did not find one.
A Partner, in jest: But did you find true love?
Me, parsing it as a serious question, thinking of friends and lovers past and present: I like to think so.

Almost 1am here and I'm absolutely losing my shit over "mosquito playground"

*is absent from the group chat for two weeks*

*suddenly chimes in with "wait who's spicy"*

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if the joker movie doesn't spawn another decade's worth of memes then what is the fuckin point

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"“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.

But I couldn’t help myself. I snuck in and watched him.

Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.

“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”

But on he worked."

I feel better.

Still feel like shit, but I feel better.

I'm on a rant. I'm on a rampage.

I'm just getting started.

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Stuff I wanna do:

* two tats (one my design, another Bjork-inspired)
* belly button piercing
*dye my hair blue
* to go back to bed for another 1.5 hours

This. Just this.

And yes, it's supposed to be fucking depressing. Hopefully it'll be the bucket of cold water some of you unicorn hunters need.

These stats are why some of us get our knickers in a knot. We just don't want to see folx get hurt out here.

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The Android app #Fedilab allows multiple accounts on multiple Fediverse services (incl. Mastodon, Friendica, PeerTube, Pleroma and GNU Social).

It's now charging for its Google Play version while keeping the F-Droid version free of charge, to encourage people off Google Play.

The Play version has a new address:

The F-Droid version remains at its current address:

You can follow Fedilab at:


#Fediverse #Alternatives #Apps #Mastodon


this is what being an adult is like, kids

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