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Well now I feel not cool because I don’t have my own special Mastodon instance.

I bet there is a market for normal butter molded into the shape of a big peanut

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Some personal news: I've decided that "oof" should instead be spelled "ooph" because it looks funnier that way.

literally nothing important 

Yeah, well, I’m *not* starting my own instance.


Like this toot to reduce the lifespan of your left click button by one click

I'm just excited that I don't have to care about football anymore

When dril, da share z0ne and Bakoon are on here, I can rest

I'm sending and receiving many varieties of electronic mail today

BROKE: slide into your DMs

WOKE: sᴄᴏᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏ' ᴛᴏᴏᴛs

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