I work on cars, and like brown shoes.
Well now I feel not cool because I don’t have my own special Mastodon instance.
I bet there is a market for normal butter molded into the shape of a big peanut
I have acquired some peanut's butter
Some personal news: I've decided that "oof" should instead be spelled "ooph" because it looks funnier that way.
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i wasn’t lying, this toot is pointless
Yeah, well, I’m *not* starting my own instance.
Men should really not wear sandals.
The correct answer is: Qdoba
What should I have for dinner
Like this toot to reduce the lifespan of your left click button by one click
I'm just excited that I don't have to care about football anymore
Remember when I used to be funny, online
When dril, da share z0ne and Bakoon are on here, I can rest
I'm sending and receiving many varieties of electronic mail today
@ryamidon @powerllama @joesteel
Folks, work is going too slowly today
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BROKE: slide into your DMs
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