saw this the other day and I don't think I've ever needed anything more in my life but also I can't justify like $34 for it mastodon.xyz/media/OzsxaEsrblo

guys my supervisor actually got a doggo it wasn't an Internet scam !!!!!! he's limping a lil because his hind leg is hurt cos he jumped out of the carrier on way back from the vet lmao but he's a real doggo !! a real angel that kissed my face!!!!!!

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hey kids make sure you empty your sweatshirt pockets of any and all napkins before you put it in the wash mastodon.xyz/media/gZO_DfvY4CG

help a snake from Ohio just friended me on facebook what do I do? I'm not okay with snakes following me but I don't want to hurt their feelings

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look I'm sure this is a great picture but 2015 was soooo 2 years ago. get with the trend of 2017

LISTEN TO "We have Concerns" BECAUSE IT IS A GREAT PODCAST AND IF YOU DON'T I WILL SEND YOU TO JAIL!!!!!

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just kidding obviously but this is a great podcast and their latest episode was hilarious, proving quite definitively that squid and octopuses are aliens

I'm loving my new glasses because it makes me feel like I'm one step closer to being the kawaii af protagonist I've always wanted to be

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