FESS UP WHO IS IT https://mastodon.xyz/media/taJK0uMoUzFhLkwPf64
hi I'm in Italy everyone keeps feeding me 700 tons of food it's so weird https://mastodon.xyz/media/tZhSU_Nf8B1KkVuS7Kc
what the hell is that https://mastodon.xyz/media/lXRHw986Umqh-rgDrZ4
and I wonder why people don't want to date me and my incorporeal form
saw this the other day and I don't think I've ever needed anything more in my life but also I can't justify like $34 for it https://mastodon.xyz/media/OzsxaEsrblotBEvSghM
guys my supervisor actually got a doggo it wasn't an Internet scam !!!!!! he's limping a lil because his hind leg is hurt cos he jumped out of the carrier on way back from the vet lmao but he's a real doggo !! a real angel that kissed my face!!!!!!
hey kids make sure you empty your sweatshirt pockets of any and all napkins before you put it in the wash https://mastodon.xyz/media/gZO_DfvY4CGqO6effd8
help a snake from Ohio just friended me on facebook what do I do? I'm not okay with snakes following me but I don't want to hurt their feelings
LISTEN TO "We have Concerns" BECAUSE IT IS A GREAT PODCAST AND IF YOU DON'T I WILL SEND YOU TO JAIL!!!!!
just kidding obviously but this is a great podcast and their latest episode was hilarious, proving quite definitively that squid and octopuses are aliens
25/Boston/probably a robot. she/her.
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