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when u get home finally and ur roommate is having hella loud sex 😧
@aemarc Start making loud noises back at them! :grinning:
@deadsuperhero not as fun when you're alone ;p
@aemarc everyone has their own way of :pineapple:
@darklingatbest of pineapple
@darklingatbest I hope you're not involving a pineapple in your sexual intercourse
@aemarc of *welcoming :slight_smile:
Although...:pineapple:
@Owlbert earplugs plus headphones plus music
@aemarc when you wake up late and your roommate is still having hella loud sex :|
@zacanger NOOOO THAT'S EVEN WORSE
@aemarc Things it's good to come home to:
+ a warm fire
+ home cooked meal
+ animalistic screams
+ comfy pants
@aemarc @andyAstruc say the 4th one again?
@aemarc If memory serves me, that is never as sexy as it sounds.