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Angie ✨✨✨ @aemarc

there's a cookie in my pocket not entirely sure when or how it got there.

it's in a container

... do I eat it?

@aemarc this feels like an easy yes but there may be unknown circumstances (e.g. raisins) that could change that

@boots raisins. I made a horrible mistake.

@aemarc probably. the worst that could happen, probably, is that you'll get high

@aemarc you know what else comes in sealed bags? _narcotics_. boom, it's a drug cookie, logic says so.

@aemarc if there's no sign of tampering absolutely

@laurenl hahahahaha JUST TAMPERED BY RAISINS UGH

@aemarc Of course! Maybe you get lucky and someone laced it LSD 😄