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Manuela Malasaña @Xibanya

idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your constantly dodging them in ur car

@jsalvador well when a mommy deer and a daddy dear really love each other,

@Xibanya then appears the uncle deer and fight against the daddy until one is dead?

@Xibanya the deers laid 30,000 eggs in my car and my insurance won't cover it