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when I got engaged the ring didn’t fit and he expected me to get it resized at my own expense
@Xibanya Wow. When I got engaged, I stole (temporarily) one of my wife's (then girlfriend's) rings and took it to the jeweler with me so I was certain I'd get the size right.
@mike that sounds really thoughtful!
@Xibanya I believe this is what we call a "red flag".
~ capitalist love poem ~
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Get whichever you like
And I'll bill it to you.
@Xibanya that’s dumb and I’m sorry.
@Xibanya There's... a lot happening there. I mean, unless he went absolutely stupidly criminally broke buying the thing that didn't fit in the first place.
@shuntley nah it was an heirloom
@Xibanya OH THAT'S TERRIBLE
@Xibanya Um, what?