Young Valentin and Old Valentin. They’re physically the same age but I hope to communicate the age difference through body language. The actor has also done a fantastic job of differentiating their voices while still sounding like the same person

I made Serghei a mod outfit. I’m getting better at this whole 3d thing!

The first rule of country club is you chat shit about all other country club members behind their backs.
The second rule of country club is you chat shit to the employees in front of them.

when I was a kid I didn’t give a shit about shit. Now I eat antidepressants and care about things

if a man and woman are walking down the street together, it is common courtesy for the man to walk on the side closest to the street so that in the unlikely event that a car veers towards them he can bat it away with his dick

volumetric lighting test for Red Star Azimuth

In doing research for my current game project I found that cosmonauts in the 60s faced enormous challenges. For example, they all had to speak Russian.

Spider-folk, Spider-persons, Spider-Americans, People of Spider

SPOCK: If I were anime, I believe my response would be "shou ga nai"
KIRK: Spock, you want to know something? Everybody's anime
SPOCK: I find that remark....insulting

It’s weird but my manager can’t code. That’s not an insult, it’s not his job and he just doesn’t do it

him: how’s the thing?
me: a bit frustrated by this obscure issue
him, trying his best: ah. have you tried... [thinks] stepping through the code?

i finally took my work sweatshirt home and washed it and i feel i deserve some sort of award for that

I never say "oh my god" out loud because as a small child I was thoroughly conditioned not to say it to the point that it still feels weird and bad. Received no such conditioning for "fuck" though so I'm always sayin' shit like "Oh my gosh! What the fuck?!"

i was only able to beat Sans in Undertale by hex editing and i consider that an entirely valid means of winning that fight

one of my favorite things about vaporwaveis that it took everyone like 5 years to admit that they actually unironically liked it

cont'd @Xibanya who was on Mastodon before it was cool. I know because I was there. I'm cool you fuckers, accept it, accept it!
@live look, I know, he's gone, but I still hold out hope that the sound of my voice can summon him back to the toot realm
@MisterClean THE ABSOLUTE BOY
@max solid posting all round
@owlbear the bear owl
@Sargoth not Youtube fool Sargon, as I for some reason assumed at first
@DamienOwens he doesn't toot much, but listen one of 's top tweeters

It is okay to lie if it is very funny. This is called a Joke and only the seven most powerful sorcerers on earth know how to use them. It is your job to seek them out and kill them.

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