man so many peeps with accounts on instances themed around their interests. i keep getting invited by well-meaning friends to move on past my first masto account. well my interest is ignoring french people so im here to stay
It is a crime against branding that the DEC Rainbow computer logo is so ｂｅｉｇｅｗａｖｅ
A friend of mine has made a neat RPG-like game called Vidar, you might like it
yesterday I got invited to hang with some people I was assured were not From The Internet and five out of the eight of us present turned out to be fucking goons. It’s like the masons but stupider
i am worthless before 11am and i just wish society could accept me for who i am
i watched bbc’s planet earth series and all their other hd nature docs while tripping balls and now i get visuals every time i hear the voice of david attenborough
When my (now ex) fiancé popped the question we’d been together 3 yrs but we’d been fighting for wks so I was gobsmacked. (I said yes ‘cuz the fuck the else do you say?!) he got permission from my parents & discussed it with my friends. it was like they all fuckin’ pranked me 😂
sure, sex is great but have you tried more sex?
i implemented concave and convex lenses in my games puzzles. the math was made much easier by the assumption that the lasers go on forever and never gain or lose power
when u realize every couch in every private residence you have ever been in has had sex happen on it, no exceptions, thats the moment u truly become an adult
After living with a bunch of Romanians for years, visiting their country many times, and having okayish proficiency in their language
FRIEND: You’re one of us. You’re a Romanian now.
ME: heh, thanks
FRIEND: no, it’s not something you should be proud of
i dont want to die, thats so final. but it would be cool to sometimes be temporarily not alive
many of my toots would make excellent novelty t-shirts
to be quite barbecue honest
i like how intentional misspellings and omission of punctuation to indicate a sort of subjunctive tense has become a bona-fide linguistic feature of online discourse, but it also means im sometimes 3 tweets into a convo before i realize im talking to a sincere 14-year-old
Although he thinks I’m more mad at the assumption than to his doubling down after my initial response but you can’t have it all
Surprise twist ending!
I was not expecting this, but I am good with it