Wiaan @WiaanH@mastodon.xyz

Simple steps to be a Mastodon user:
- choose an instance
- sign in
- learn french
- learn japanese

#avocadofam update.

Look at my little trees!

Can anyone advise whether they want tethering to a cane or something to keep them straight, or should I let them grow au naturel?

I'm _leaning_ towards the latter.

#avocadofarmersofmastodon

Podcastpedia.org is a great place to find something interesting and/or amusing to listen to. You can download & there's a great search feature.

Professor: "Criticism is very good, always critique and deconstruct everything."

Graduate Student: "Why is faculty selling out to neoliberalism and universitites protecting rapists and why are adjuncts living below the poverty line?"

Professor: "You're fired."

@BeansWater Yeah I don't care if you say "Leo Laporte sucks" but "@leolaporte sucks" is stream pollution.

I can now tweet AND toot, by installing the nicely-named, Tooter, Chrome extension. https://github.com/ineffyble/tooter

Last day of work as tomorrow is holiday in Germany, that's pretty cool.

sick new japanese mastodon logo! by @shunozo

@jimmytidey instances.mastodon.xyz

Operation Advocado Farm has had a good week. Starting to look a bit more planty and bit less sticky. I think we'll be living off the advocado in under twenty years at this rate.

#avocado #farmer

@eric @billynewman took this today

I've replaced Tweetdeck on my secondary screen with Mastodon. The latter makes me smile, the former made me wince.