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Matt @Thehatter@mastodon.xyz

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My brain needs a defrag. Where can I get a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

"These reasonings do not cohere: I am richer than you, therefore I am better than you; I am more eloquent than you, therefore I am better than you. On the contrary these rather cohere, I am richer than you, therefore my possessions are greater than yours: I am more eloquent than you, therefore my speech is superior to yours. But you are neither possession nor speech."

Today I am going to melt.

Oh sure, let's go to the town fourth festival on the hottest day of the year.

Nothing like standing in an open field in 97 degree temp, no clouds or shade, and 70% humidity to make a fun afternoon.

SCOTUS Predictions, Hint: not good Show more

“I suppose I ought to eat or drink something or other; but the great question is ‘What?’” —Chapter 4, The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill

Owning a house is a never ending lesson on entropy.

Oh sure, a new construction will spare you a few years. Eventually the elements will conspire against you and try to destroy the house.

SCOTUS - Kennedy retirement Show more

Republicans were so eager to pass the that they didn't notice they were taxing the churches they depend on

boingboing.net/2018/06/27/supp

Apologizing and begging for forgiveness gets really old after the fourth time a person is caught not asking permission.

US Pol - Maxine Waters Show more

Borrowed a friend's pickup truck to move a couch. I thought this is maybe I should get one. That was until I put more than $80 of gas in the tank to fill it up.

Remember the 90s in NYC with Kids, Necro, Non Phixion, and Arsonists?

Ah good times.

MTV reviving Daria and Aeon Flux. 😂

Im so happy! I have high hopes for Aeon Flux, they better not mess it up. I hope it will be as dystopian as the original.

boingboing.net/2018/06/22/mtv-

The next time you get outraged about something some politician says or does stop and think that whatever that was is just a tiny insignificant spec in the moment of the world, galaxy, and universe.

If all humanity ended tomorrow the earth will still orbit the sun, the oceans will continue to shape continents, and the universe would not even care one bit.

//entropy
//misanthropy

If you wore a Fight Club button down shirt would that invite people to punch you in the face? This would be my concern.

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Second only to central air and peeing without problems, a daytime nap is the height of luxury.

Sarcasm and nuance do not translate easily for online communication