Elvis Stojko
the slightly less famous Elvis
This is a reminder that the most important thing you can do in this heat wave is to put a vaporwave cassette tape into your boombox and grace the streets with the sound of imaginary multimediated pasts
also
something about hydration
I have been listening to a lot of #synthwave recently. I think I like the strong beat and the over-the-top production. Also much of it is sans lyrics which makes it good getting-things-done music. Here's a list of my discoveries so far: Show more
Mystery solved!
In case anyone is interested: Twitter doesn't allow celebrity avatars anymore and a Brazilian person with 26k followers tweeted "Let's fuck Mastodon up" [paraphrasing here]
jyoom (jean nyoom)
in an airport waiting to nyoom
"I find it difficult to believe birds are dinosaurs"
[swan dot gif]
"The difficulty has been removed, and I am now fully capable of embracing this obvious and terrifying truth"
youtube has begun autosuggesting these at me, and
please keep doing it??
https://youtu.be/TA9LVzuC7z4
Mastodon brutalism
The machine did what machines do
it solved the problem
[a massive organ begins to rumble]
what if vaporwave is just a reluctant admission than we never really could afford to upgrade some of our hardware, and thus kept using it for the longest time, extending the past way into the present?
"Have you considered surrendering yourself to the bass and losing yourself in the music for an extended period of time?"
"???"
"I have to ask these things"